| Dustin Ackley, 2B | Twins player | |
| Franklin Gutierrez, CF | Twins player | |
| Kyle Seager, 3B | Twins player | |
| Jesus Montero, C | Twins player | |
| Justin Smoak, 1B | Twins player | |
| Miguel Olivo, DH | Twins player | |
| Trayvon Robinson, LF | Twins player | |
| Eric Thames, RF | Twins player | |
| Brendan Ryan, SS | Twins player |
The Twins' starting lineup isn't out yet, but I'm not gonna lie, I've cared more about things. The sooner this gets posted, I figure, the sooner yesterday fades into nothingness.