| Dustin Ackley, 2B | Darin Mastroianni, CF | |
| Michael Saunders, CF | Joe Mauer, C | |
| Kyle Seager, 3B | Josh Willingham, LF | |
| John Jaso, DH | Justin Morneau, 1B | |
| Justin Smoak, 1B | Ryan Doumit, DH | |
| Miguel Olivo, C | Trevor Plouffe, 3B | |
| Trayvon Robinson, LF | Matt Carson, RF | |
| Eric Thames, RF | Jamey Carroll, 2B | |
| Brendan Ryan, SS | Pedro Florimon, SS |
But seriously who in the actual fuck are three of those Twins players