| Dustin Ackley, 2B | Brett Lawrie, 3B | |
| Michael Saunders, CF | Colby Rasmus, CF | |
| Jesus Montero, DH | Edwin Encarnacion, DH | |
| John Jaso, C | Kelly Johnson, 2B | |
| Kyle Seager, 3B | Yunel Escobar, SS | |
| Casper Wells, RF | David Cooper, 1B | |
| Mike Carp, 1B | Rajai Davis, LF | |
| Eric Thames, LF | Jeff Mathis, C | |
| Brendan Ryan, SS | Anthony Gose, RF |
"Villanueva" can be said to translate as "new estate," which is something Carlos Villanueva will want to look into after the Mariners get into his kitchen tonight and blow it the fuck up. YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH