Ichiro Suzuki, RF
Chone Figgins, 3B
Jesus Montero, DH
Justin Smoak, 1B
Kyle Seager, 2B
Miguel Olivo, C
Michael Saunders, CF
Alex Liddi, LF
Brendan Ryan, SS
Clayton Kershaw's contact rate is up and his strikeout rate is down, so this might not be quite as miserable as you might think. Besides, last night the Mariners threw a no-hitter with six pitchers! Who the hell ever knows! Chone Figgins could hit a dinger!
Last night, it seemed like every regular Mariners media person had the game off. I don't know if I'll be around for this one. Apologies in advance, but better this one than the last one, probably.