| Ichiro Suzuki, RF | Alejandro De Aza, CF | |
| Dustin Ackley, 2B | Gordon Beckham, 2B | |
| Kyle Seager, 3B | Adam Dunn, DH | |
| Jesus Montero, DH | Paul Konerko, 1B | |
| Justin Smoak, 1B | Alex Rios, RF | |
| John Jaso, C | A.J. Pierzynski, C | |
| Mike Carp, LF | Dayan Viciedo, LF | |
| Michael Saunders, CF | Alexei Ramirez, SS | |
| Brendan Ryan, SS | Orlando Hudson, 3B |
Don't worry, Gavin, there's nothing to be afraid of out here. No one will bite. We're all friends!