| Dustin Ackley, 2B | Denard Span, CF | |
| Brendan Ryan, SS | Jamey Carroll, SS | |
| Ichiro Suzuki, RF | Joe Mauer, DH | |
| Jesus Montero, C | Josh Willingham, LF | |
| Kyle Seager, 3B | Ryan Doumit, C | |
| John Jaso, DH | Chris Parmelee, 1B | |
| Justin Smoak, 1B | Danny Valencia, 3B | |
| Mike Carp, LF | Erik Komatsu, RF | |
| Michael Saunders, CF | Alexi Casilla, 2B |
Every time I post one of these game threads, Felix is right there smiling, which only makes everything worse.