If you have to win all three (or four, or I guess, two) games to get "a sweep", what should winning two of three be called? A dust? C'mon Mariners, dust the Rangers?
| MARINERS (22-30) | RANGERS (31-19) |
|---|---|
| Dustin Ackley* 2B | Ian Kinsler 2B |
| Chone Figgins^ RF | Michael Young 3B |
| Kyle Seager* 3B | Josh Hamilton* CF |
| Jesus Montero DH | Adrian Beltre DH |
| Justin Smoak^ 1B | David Murphy* LF |
| Alex Liddi LF | Nelson Cruz RF |
| Miguel Olivo C | Mike Napoli C |
| Michael Saunders* CF | Mitch Moreland* 1B |
| Brendan Ryan SS | Alberto Gonzalez SS |
| Blake Beavan P | Derek Holland* P |
Tonight's Keys to the Game
1. A loosened dictator
2. Why does a meatball?
3. Injuring the surplus