Dustin Ackley, 2B | Marco Scutaro, 2B | |
Michael Saunders, CF | Jordan Pacheco, 3B | |
Ichiro Suzuki, RF | Carlos Gonzalez, LF | |
Kyle Seager, 3B | Troy Tulowitzki, SS | |
Justin Smoak, 1B | Todd Helton, 1B | |
John Jaso, C | Michael Cuddyer, RF | |
Mike Carp, LF | Wilin Rosario, C | |
Brendan Ryan, SS | Dexter Fowler, CF | |
Kevin Millwood, SP | Alex White, SP |
Thanks to Alex White, I learned that "extreme DUI" is a thing. It's a thing that's incredibly funny and incredibly not funny, like Matt Garza's yips. Did you know about Matt Garza's yips? Did you know about Alex White's extreme DUI? Man, you guys, there's a whole other league out there. The game's worse, but the game's familiar. Get learning.