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Seems like the Orioles ought to get blown out by like nine runs, which of course hasn't meant a thing all season long. Perhaps today is the day it all finally starts making sense. Or perhaps today is the day we realize the Texas Rangers aren't even making it to the Division Series. Also, there's a National League.