| Ichiro Suzuki, RF | Maicer Izturis, 3B | |
| Brendan Ryan, SS | Peter Bourjos, CF | |
| Dustin Ackley, 2B | Howie Kendrick, 2B | |
| Mike Carp, LF | Torii Hunter, DH | |
| Justin Smoak, 1B | Mark Trumbo, 1B | |
| Miguel Olivo, C | Vernon Wells, LF | |
| Wily Mo Pena, DH | Mike Trout, RF | |
| Trayvon Robinson, CF | Erick Aybar, SS | |
| Alex Liddi, 3B | Bobby Wilson, C |
Present Jeff: /travels back in time
March Jeff: What the...
Present Jeff: Hello there! I'm you, from the future!
March Jeff: Wow!
Present Jeff: Look at this batting order and pitching matchup from September 7th!
March Jeff: That's really weird!
Present Jeff:
March Jeff:
Present Jeff: You're, uh
March Jeff:
Present Jeff: You're not as amazed as I thought you'd be.
March Jeff: It's just baseball.
Present Jeff: Well
Present Jeff: Well I guess.
March Jeff: Yeah
Present Jeff: Yeah
March Jeff:
Present Jeff:
March Jeff: So I notice I gain weight