| Ichiro Suzuki, RF | Ben Revere, CF | |
| Kyle Seager, SS | Trevor Plouffe, SS | |
| Dustin Ackley, 2B | Michael Cuddyer, RF | |
| Mike Carp, LF | Chris Parmelee, 1B | |
| Wily Mo Pena, DH | Danny Valencia, 3B | |
| Adam Kennedy, 1B | Luke Hughes, 2B | |
| Miguel Olivo, C | Brian Dinkelman, DH | |
| Alex Liddi, 3B | Joe Benson, LF | |
| Trayvon Robinson, CF | Drew Butera, C |
Brian Dinkelman. There's no way this shit is real.