| Ichiro Suzuki, RF | Derek Jeter, SS | |
| Kyle Seager, 3B | Nick Swisher, RF | |
| Dustin Ackley, 2B | Mark Teixeira, 1B | |
| Mike Carp, LF | Robinson Cano, 2B | |
| Justin Smoak, 1B | Jesus Montero, DH | |
| Miguel Olivo, C | Andruw Jones, LF | |
| Adam Kennedy, DH | Russell Martin, C | |
| Casper Wells, CF | Eduardo Nunez, 3B | |
| Brendan Ryan, SS | Brett Gardner, CF |
Smoak and Montero both batting fifth! The dialogue about this one should be in no way potentially aggravating.
As for A.J. Burnett, I don't know where SBN gets its player photos, but I'm pretty sure half the time the players don't know their photos are being taken.