| Ichiro Suzuki, RF | Alex Gordon, LF | |
| Brendan Ryan, SS | Melky Cabrera, CF | |
| Dustin Ackley, 2B | Billy Butler, DH | |
| Mike Carp, LF | Eric Hosmer, 1B | |
| Justin Smoak, 1B | Jeff Francoeur, RF | |
| Miguel Olivo, DH | Yamaico Navarro, 3B | |
| Casper Wells, CF | Brayan Pena, C | |
| Josh Bard, C | Chris Getz, 2B | |
| Alex Liddi, 3B | Alcides Escobar, SS |
A bad Mariners team will play at the same time as a bad Seahawks team. Yet the Mariners are established bad, while the Seahawks are as-yet-unproven bad. This game will be locally un-watched. Which is a shame, because Everett Teaford is officially listed at 155 pounds, meaning in reality he is a carrot with arms. Everybody will miss the carrot with arms!