| Ichiro Suzuki, RF | Ian Kinsler, 2B | |
| Luis Rodriguez, 3B | Elvis Andrus, SS | |
| Adam Kennedy, DH | Michael Young, DH | |
| Miguel Olivo, C | Adrian Beltre, 3B | |
| Justin Smoak, 1B | Mike Napoli, 1B | |
| Ryan Langerhans, LF | David Murphy, LF | |
| Jack Wilson, 2B | Yorvit Torrealba, C | |
| Michael Saunders, CF | Mitch Moreland, RF | |
| Brendan Ryan, SS | Julio Borbon, CF |
Luis Rodriguez gets the start because Chone Figgins is "under the weather". Chone Figgins is always under everything. This is a short joke.