| Ichiro Suzuki, RF | Denard Span, CF | |
| Chone Figgins, 3B | Trevor Plouffe, SS | |
| Justin Smoak, 1B | Jason Kubel, RF | |
| Jack Cust, DH | Justin Morneau, 1B | |
| Franklin Gutierrez, CF | Michael Cuddyer, 2B | |
| Carlos Peguero, LF | Jim Thome, DH | |
| Brendan Ryan, SS | Delmon Young, LF | |
| Jack Wilson, 2B | Danny Valencia, 3B | |
| Chris Gimenez, C | Drew Butera, C |
"Hit it to the corner outfield! Hit it to the corner outfield!" he desperately pleads to a lineup he knows to be incapable.