The last time Erik Bedard made a regular season start for the Mariners, Ronny Cedeno was playing shortstop, and Bedard was followed in relief by Chris Jakubauskas. Chris Gimenez and Ryan Garko were starting for the Indians. The Mariners were 51-45.
Since then, Erik Bedard has had every part of his body replaced with parts from other bodies. And now, on Monday night, he's set to start again, in Texas against the Rangers.
So I'm curious how people think he's going to do. I could've opted to make this a numerical poll, but then there would be too many options and it would be overwhelming, so I'm going for subjective simplicity. This isn't Nature.