| Ichiro Suzuki, RF | Jacoby Ellsbury, CF | |
| Chone Figgins, 3B | Dustin Pedroia, 2B | |
| Milton Bradley, LF | Adrian Gonzalez, 1B | |
| Miguel Olivo, C | Kevin Youkilis, 3B | |
| Justin Smoak, 1B | David Ortiz, DH | |
| Jack Cust, DH | J.D. Drew, RF | |
| Michael Saunders, CF | Jed Lowrie, SS | |
| Brendan Ryan, SS | Carl Crawford, LF | |
| Jack Wilson, 2B | Jarrod Saltalamacchia, C |
I will apologize in advance for the fact that no one's going to be around for postgame coverage. Hopefully you guys are mad that you don't get to read about a win, instead of thankful that you don't have to read about a loss. Defeat them!