The 8-15 Seattle Mariners aren't playing today, so here's a thread to talk about the 4-14 Tacoma Rainiers, who should begin a game against the Salt Lake Bees any minute now. I'm not going to sit here and pretend like the Rainiers are overflowing with amazing prospects or anything, but they do have Dustin Ackley and Sean Kazmar, who are awesome. They also have whatever this is:
Tonight, it's Chaz Roe and a 34-year-old Eric Junge. Here's your Gameday link, and here's the radio. Baseball, for baseball's sake.