| Ichiro Suzuki, RF | Yunel Escobar, SS | |
| Chone Figgins, 3B | Corey Patterson, CF | |
| Milton Bradley, LF | Jose Bautista, RF | |
| Jack Cust, DH | Adam Lind, 1B | |
| Justin Smoak, 1B | Aaron Hill, 2B | |
| Miguel Olivo, C | J.P. Arencibia, C | |
| Michael Saunders, CF | Travis Snider, LF | |
| Brendan Ryan, SS | Edwin Encarnacion, DH | |
| Jack Wilson, 2B | Jayson Nix, 3B |
Jesse Litsch looks like a complete idiot.