Neither player was quite sure what to do after Josh Wilson chased a butterfly into the outfield and got stuck in the wall.
Saunders: Here! Figgins: What's this? Saunders: A Skittle! Figgins: A Skittle? Saunders: Watch what I can do! Figgins: Saunders: Run over there! Figgins: To third base? Saunders: Yeah, to your base! Figgins: Okay. Figgins: :walks to third base: Saunders: Now throw it to me! Figgins: :squints: Saunders: Throw me the Skittle! Figgins: :shakes head, pantomimes throwing motion: Saunders: Throw the Skittle to my mouth!
In a long seventh inning with Jamey Wright on the mound, Michael Saunders lets out a passive-aggressive exaggerated yawn while Greg Halman considers whether neighboring 8s look more like two sets of eyes or two sets of boobs.
Halman: A 3 is an 8 that someone took a bite of
Greg Halman never did believe what Michael Saunders saw in the sky that day.
Michael Saunders signals for help after a confrontation with Safeco's left-center power alley of death rendered Greg Halman catatonic.
In the waning days of a go-nowhere season, Seattle Mariners manager Daren Brown devises a radical defensive experiment in which two outfielders play back-to-back and the one facing home attempts to catch all fly balls with his tongue.
After the rest of the team quickly buddied up, Michael Saunders was less than ecstatic about his assigned partner for the Plate Discipline Olympics.
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