| MORE WITH MORE | MORE WITH LESS |
| Felix Hernandez | Doug Fister |
| LESS WITH MORE | LESS WITH LESS |
| Brandon League | Casey Kotchman |
| SOMETHING WITH NOTHING | |
| Josh Wilson |
Area 1 makes for our heroes and MVPs. These are the players we celebrate and then soon thereafter begin to underrate and take for granted.
Area 2 includes our heartwarming underdog stories. We never take these players for granted and need regular convincing that their success is for real.
Area 3 includes players who frustrate fans to no end, even if they're helping, because they ought to be contributing more. People's distaste for these players is generally disproportionate to their contribution.
Area 4 includes the very worst players in baseball, but over time, if the struggles are real bad, these players will be somewhat overlooked as people realize it was silly to expect very much from them in the first place.
Area 5 is adorable.