Konerko stays in after getting hit in face
That's a good name, Paul Konerko. That's a good, masculine, sweaty, testicular name. You know who doesn't stay in after getting hit in the face? Quinn Konerko. Or Quinn Peters. If your name is Quinn Peters, and you're at bat, and you get hit in the face by a pitch, your eyeliner smears and there's urine all over the batter's box. You're such a wuss, Quinn Peters. Go knit.
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