The Rainiers took Game 1 over Memphis on the backs of Justin Smoak, Mike Wilson, Blake Beavan, and Andy Baldwin. Tonight, they'll send Mauricio Robles up against Brandon Dickson in an effort to take a commanding 2-0 series lead, but Dickson appears unconcerned about the gravity of the situation:
Based on their profile pictures, eight of the Redbirds' nine starting position players today look like total douchebags, so hopefully catcher Tony Cruz goes like 2-3 and the rest of the lineup goes hitless. Rainiers baseball. Dormant no more.