#58 / Pitcher / Seattle Mariners
Feb 04, 1984
#37 / Pitcher / Detroit Tigers
Jul 27, 1984
I'm gone for the weekend, and will leave you in the warm, hospitable hands of my assistants. Be nice to them. And don't trade Cliff Lee while I'm away, Mariners. I will brain you.
Scherzer, by the way, is another one of the AL Central' PITCHfx'ers. That is one smart division, which I just can't believe.