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First Half In Review: Mariners As Things In Or Near My Apartment

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Yeah I probably shouldn't clutter up the front page with all this.

Eliezer Alfonzo

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These are crumbs and they're kind of a mess

Josh Bard

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This lamp is really useful but it gets really hot sometimes

Milton Bradley

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Watermelon sounds good but it sure doesn't look very stable on the counter

Russell Branyan

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A delivery!

Eric Byrnes

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These are penguin salt and pepper shakers that glide forward on the table if you pull their wheels back. They're awesome and totally ridiculous

Mike Carp

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Well I guess if I had to

Chone Figgins

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This seemed really promising in the store at the time but boy does it suck

Ken Griffey Jr.

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Yeah I don't think we can use these again

Franklin Gutierrez

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Ever since we got this fan I don't know how I lived without it

Ichiro

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What a beautiful orchid in such a shitty pot

Rob Johnson

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Trash

Casey Kotchman

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I really wanted watermelon one day and we bought one but this watermelon is gross and now I don't know what to do with it

Ryan Langerhans

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This stuff works really well but I pretty much never use it since I rarely get bitten by bugs or like trip into poison ivy

Jose Lopez

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The only thing I trust this to do is keep a bag twisted shut

Adam Moore

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Well these clearly aren't ready to eat

Michael Saunders

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I just got this the other day as a promo item and I know it can do really cool stuff but I don't know how to use it yet so it's annoying

Justin Smoak

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I had a really good time at Crater Lake and wish I never had to leave, but, hey, souvenir

Mike Sweeney

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Man, this was fun. Sure was a while ago

Matt Tuiasosopo

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Big trash

Jack Wilson

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These pillowcase are spectacularly ugly but now I kind of like them

Josh Wilson

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Well I guess worse comes to worse I could wear these again

David Aardsma

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He's not there right now but there's a spider outside of the window in the office and every time I look out the window I get terrified

Jesus Colome

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You are one lousy webcam

Chad Cordero

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Some things you should leave in the garbage

Doug Fister

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So simple, so delicious

Luke French

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This is a corner. There's nothing special about this corner and it looks a lot like other corners

Felix Hernandez

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I love my PS3 and I wish I could play with it every day

Shawn Kelley

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This thing is awesome and we should use it more

Brandon League

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No matter what the packaging might suggest, this isn't good for me and I use it way too much

Cliff Lee

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It's all gone now, but I sure had fun spending all that money

Mark Lowe

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You were really cool in 2006

Garrett Olson

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I liked these gloves when I bought them but now whenever I put them on people think I'm about to do something rapey

David Pauley

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I don't know what this is for but I guess it's not in the way

Ryan Rowland-Smith

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I love our pizza stone but every time I try to use it it burns me

Ian Snell

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I spent a lot of money to go to that Stanley Cup and it was pure torture from the beginning

Brian Sweeney

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I never thought I'd find this thing useful but now I practically look for reasons to use it

Kanekoa Texeira

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People always tell me I should save my receipts but, ehh, get rid of em

Jason Vargas

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This was literally thrown in for five extra dollars with our second controller. We didn't really care at the time but now this is amazing

Sean White

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This is leftover Vicodin and we pretty much only keep it around in case we wanna get fucked up