Yeah I probably shouldn't clutter up the front page with all this.
Eliezer Alfonzo
These are crumbs and they're kind of a mess
Josh Bard
This lamp is really useful but it gets really hot sometimes
Milton Bradley
Watermelon sounds good but it sure doesn't look very stable on the counter
Russell Branyan
A delivery!
Eric Byrnes
These are penguin salt and pepper shakers that glide forward on the table if you pull their wheels back. They're awesome and totally ridiculous
Mike Carp
Well I guess if I had to
Chone Figgins
This seemed really promising in the store at the time but boy does it suck
Ken Griffey Jr.
Yeah I don't think we can use these again
Franklin Gutierrez
Ever since we got this fan I don't know how I lived without it
Ichiro
What a beautiful orchid in such a shitty pot
Rob Johnson
Trash
Casey Kotchman
I really wanted watermelon one day and we bought one but this watermelon is gross and now I don't know what to do with it
Ryan Langerhans
This stuff works really well but I pretty much never use it since I rarely get bitten by bugs or like trip into poison ivy
Jose Lopez
The only thing I trust this to do is keep a bag twisted shut
Adam Moore
Well these clearly aren't ready to eat
Michael Saunders
I just got this the other day as a promo item and I know it can do really cool stuff but I don't know how to use it yet so it's annoying
Justin Smoak
I had a really good time at Crater Lake and wish I never had to leave, but, hey, souvenir
Mike Sweeney
Man, this was fun. Sure was a while ago
Matt Tuiasosopo
Big trash
Jack Wilson
These pillowcase are spectacularly ugly but now I kind of like them
Josh Wilson
Well I guess worse comes to worse I could wear these again
David Aardsma
He's not there right now but there's a spider outside of the window in the office and every time I look out the window I get terrified
Jesus Colome
You are one lousy webcam
Chad Cordero
Some things you should leave in the garbage
Doug Fister
So simple, so delicious
Luke French
This is a corner. There's nothing special about this corner and it looks a lot like other corners
Felix Hernandez
I love my PS3 and I wish I could play with it every day
Shawn Kelley
This thing is awesome and we should use it more
Brandon League
No matter what the packaging might suggest, this isn't good for me and I use it way too much
Cliff Lee
It's all gone now, but I sure had fun spending all that money
Mark Lowe
You were really cool in 2006
Garrett Olson
I liked these gloves when I bought them but now whenever I put them on people think I'm about to do something rapey
David Pauley
I don't know what this is for but I guess it's not in the way
Ryan Rowland-Smith
I love our pizza stone but every time I try to use it it burns me
Ian Snell
I spent a lot of money to go to that Stanley Cup and it was pure torture from the beginning
Brian Sweeney
I never thought I'd find this thing useful but now I practically look for reasons to use it
Kanekoa Texeira
People always tell me I should save my receipts but, ehh, get rid of em
Jason Vargas
This was literally thrown in for five extra dollars with our second controller. We didn't really care at the time but now this is amazing
Sean White
This is leftover Vicodin and we pretty much only keep it around in case we wanna get fucked up