Kyle Davies looks like he's unimpressed by your inadequate selection of artisan cheeses.
If you take Jose Guillen's batting line, and subtract out Griffey and Sweeney's combined batting line, you get a resulting batting line of .164/.104/.513. That .617 OPS is better than Griffey/Sweeney's combined OPS by 146 points. These mathematical gymnastics were performed in order to prove the point that hey Griffey and Sweeney have been terrible.
um Felix!