Follow along with this handy game log
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Top 1
sit down
Bottom 1
RIBBLE RABBLE RARRR
I hope you don't mind but I seem to have hit a hit to center field
GRAAA
Top 2
sit down
Bottom 2
FOOOOOO
Top 3
sit down
Bottom 3
BA BA BA BA BA BA BA BA BA BA
I am ever so sorry but I have hit a hit to left
SNORK
Top 4
sit down
Bottom 4
KOO. KOO KOO KU KU.
Top 5
sit down?
LIKE FUN I WILL
aw
I'm playing in a baseball game!
I very much apologize but it appears that I have received a short-hop and applied a tag to you
ih hoppen
Hey guys what's happening?
lol
Aw no way
Whoops!
My bad you guys
Bottom 5
LERKY DERKY LERKY DERKY ZOOMZOO CWWWW
Well feast on these nips, if that isn't a base hit!
ZX
Top 6
I did it!
Bottom 6
eh
Now you fucked up.
DOUBLE
No
DOUBLE
Yes!
Balls
Top 7
Being a specialist means I'm special!
What do you mean whole inning
Bottom 7
Well there's only one way out of this
DOUBLE
PLAY
Top 8
I only know how to throw four pitches at a time
I get paid more than the country you're from!
Everybody know what time it is??
It's Romo time!!
In the playoffs!!!
Romo'd
Bottom 8
Oh right me again
Top 9
Bottom 9
Now listen if y'all'll just copperate
Dip my ballsack in a Louisiana anthill, I did it again!
I hope you'll forgive me but I have gone and hit a hit to right
SURPRISE BITCHES