That move was well hidden.
I do not think anyone has ever been really excited with Doug Fister, but he we are. The 25-year-old righty spent the last two seasons in Double-A West Tennessee where he was unexciting. Promoted to Tacoma this year, he has turned some corners, entirely in the never walking anyone department. Fister is a moderate groundballer who does not miss bats but also tries to never miss the zone either. It is rather hard to fathom that he is not a Twin.
Someone with a scouting report will fill us in on his pitches, but for now... yeah... okay.