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  • Betancourt: Hey there, how's i
    Ichiro: I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU

  • When moving a heavy crate, a shortstop, or a large piece of furniture, it's important to remember to push with your legs, not your back. 

  • Yuni was a much better dancer as a rookie, too.

  • Nobody builds a fortune by leaving change on the ground, and as such Ichiro is very serious about finders-keepers.

  • Though Mariner fans have always wanted to see what Ichiro would look like on the mound, he is more interested in moonlighting as a linebacker.

  • Ichiro: You feel your legs moving? You feel them moving as a push you? That's called "motion." You need it to field baseballs.

  • Though no longer on the 25-man roster, Endy Chavez is far from forgotten.

  • Ichiro is fascinated by big spiders, but Yuni's always been squeamish.

  • Experiencing a severe blow to the stomach is a cardinal part of Royal orientation.