#18 / Pitcher / Seattle Mariners
Jan 26, 1983
#49 / Pitcher / Oakland Athletics
Feb 01, 1988
This will be the first of many nights this season where I probably won't be around to watch the game or write about it afterwards. In fact, I don't know if I'm going to be around all weekend. Preserving my sanity and all that. Make me regret it, sex pillow.