Since this doesn't involve our team or division, let's be fairly brief:
The winner: Mark Teahen
The losers: Josh Fields (the other one), Chris Getz
Overview: Kenny Williams was so disappointed with Fields and Getz being unable to live up to their minor league numbers that he couldn't just non-tender the pair. Instead he paid $5 million to banish them to Kansas City. Harsh.
Moral: Do not disappoint Kenny Williams.