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Using These SBN-Provided Player Photos For All That They're Worth

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Time to (partially) make good on a promise I delivered many moons ago and classify all the Mariners on the 40-man roster by the appearance of their pictures. If someone doesn't show up below, it's because SBN doesn't have a photo available. Names not included for the sake of protecting Justin Thomas.

TIER 1 (Doesn't look like he smells)

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TIER 2 (Doesn't look like he smells, but is standing close to someone who does)

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TIER 3 (Can't tell if he smells but something is clearly wrong with him)

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TIER 4 (Looks like he smells,  but doesn't know it)

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TIER 5 (Looks like he smells and knows that he smells)

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TIER 6 (Looks like he smells, knows that he smells, and loves that he smells)

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