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8/22: Open Game Thread


W-L G GS CG SHO SV BS IP H R ER HR BB K ERA WHIP
2008 - Ryan Feierabend 0-1 1 1 0 0 0 0 3.0 10 6 6 0 1 1 18.00 3.67


W-L G GS CG SHO SV BS IP H R ER HR BB K ERA WHIP
2008 - Gio Gonzalez 1-2 3 3 0 0 0 0 14.1 15 13 12 4 11 11 7.53 1.81

List of objectives for Ryan Feierabend tonight:

  • Find 2-3mph that went missing last week
  • Find additional 10mph
  • Learn to locate newfound 100mph fastball
  • Bean Jack Cust with it for funsies
  • Laugh
  • Snort while laughing because why not with that nose
  • Maybe last four innings this time

I would like to meet the person who considers him or herself the best person on the planet when it comes to putting a positive spin on things. I would like that person to try and talk about tonight's baseball game. I would then call the person on his or her bullshit.