I was racking my brain, trying to think of something to say about this latest nothing of a game, when the clock struck midnight, it officially became Felix Day, and I stopped caring. You should do the same.
62 games left.
Biggest Contribution: Ichiro, +7.7%
Biggest Suckfest: Adrian Beltre, -22.4%
Most Important AB: Beltre DP, -14.0%
Most Important Pitch: Drew homer, -10.3%
Total Contribution by Pitcher(s): -10.8%
Total Contribution by Lineup: -39.2%
Total Contribution by Opposition: 0.0%
(What is this chart?)