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W-L G GS CG SHO SV BS IP H R ER HR BB K ERA FIP
2008 - Felix Hernandez 2-0 5 5 1 0 0 0 37.2 33 9 7 3 12 31 1.67 3.48


W-L G GS CG SHO SV BS IP H R ER HR BB K ERA FIP
2008 - Joe Blanton 1-4 6 6 0 0 0 0 41.2 50 21 20 2 7 18 4.32 3.33


Earlier this morning, whilst I lay in bed and accompanied Eliza Dushku to Home Depot to buy planks of redwood for her above-ground pool deck, there came a knock that aroused me in all the wrong ways. Yawning, I stumbled out of my room and groggily opened the door, whereupon I was greeted by the pleasant faces of two middle-aged men with different ties and matching conviction. Exhausted and just the slightest bit hung over, at first I didn't do the math in my head, and so for about three or four minutes I stood there while they engaged me in conversation about current events and universal concerns. I nodded and mumbled and nodded some more, but gradually I began to come to and take stock of the situation, at which point one of the men asked me if I'm familiar with God.

I paused for a moment. Then, with a hint of a smile, I turned to the man and replied.

"I sure am."

I asked if they wouldn't mind letting me get to breakfast, so they issued me a polite farewell and walked away. I closed the door.

Today I don't have time for proselytization. Today I worship at the altar of Felix.

LET'S GO MARINERS!!