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W-L G GS CG SHO SV BS IP H R ER HR BB K ERA WHIP
2008 - RA Dickey 0-0 1 0 0 0 0 0 1.0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0.00 .00


W-L G GS CG SHO SV BS IP H R ER HR BB K ERA WHIP
2008 - Joe Saunders 2-0 3 3 0 0 0 0 21.1 14 3 3 1 6 10 1.27 .94


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The world could stand to learn a lesson from RA Dickey. If you're bad at something, add a gimmick. Can't pitch? Throw a knuckleball. Can't sing? Go by one name. Ugly? Wear a hat. It'll make you more interesting, and even in the worst-case scenario where you're still a pile of suck, at least people will have something to talk about other than how bad you are at things. By no means is Dickey a great pitcher or a master of his craft, but given a choice between a plank of wood and a plank of wood with a corner of shiny paint, I'll take the plank of wood with a corner of shiny paint eight days a week. No contest.

LET'S GO MARINERS!!