Ichiro CF Iwamura 2B
Lopez 2B Crawford LF
Beltre 3B Pena 1B
Ibanez "LF" Upton CF
Sexson 1B Hinske 3B
Vidro DH Gomes DH
Morse "RF" Haynes RF
Johjima C DiFelice C
Betancourt SS Bartlett SS---------- ----------
Batista SP Jackson SP
Some words fittingly rhyme with each other, like "college" and "knowledge" or "cologne" and "alone". Other words don't, like "Batista" and "fun".
LET'S GO MARINERS!!