Cricket pitch, that is. You may have seen this already, but a streaker gets flattened by cricketer Andrew "Roy" Symonds during an Australia/India match. I guarantee you that the nudie still is feeling it.
I wikied Roy and it now appears that cricket has gotten all statty itself. There is also an interesting bit about cricket discipline, and how some cricketers pled down to a "Level 2.8 Offense". I love a sport that has decimalized discipline.
Cricket. Who knew?