It's Spring Training.
Cairo, .318
Morse, .526
Ichiro, .105
Silva, 9.20
Baek, 0.82
Bedard, 9.69
Putz, 7.20
None of it matters.
None of it matters.
If you're in the process of writing a post, and you begin with "I know it's just Spring Training, but", don't write the post.