Meyer: Hey, coach.
Geren: Hey, Dan.
Meyer: Hey, other coach.
Young: Hey, Dan.
Geren: We just wanted to see a few things in the bullpen before we commit to another start.
Meyer: Sure thing. What do you need?
Geren: All right, step on up to the rubber there.
Geren: Now throw your best fastball.
Meyer: You got it.
Meyer: :throws fastball, is slow:
Geren: Okay, yeah. Now throw your best curveball.
Meyer: No problem.
Meyer: :throws curveball, bounces:
Geren: Uh huh. Now your best changeup.
Meyer: :throws changeup, bounces:
Young: Split? Do you throw a split?
Meyer: :throws splitfinger, hangs:
Young: Okay. Thanks.
Meyer: Anything else?
Geren: Just one more thing.
Geren: Show us your best pufferfish impression.
Meyer: 
Geren: Yeah, that's what I thought.
Young: Are you sure you're in the right line of work?
Biggest Contribution: Yuniesky Betancourt, +23.0%
Biggest Suckfest: Jon Huber, -13.7%
Most Important AB: Ibanez triple, +13.5%
Most Important Pitch: Johnson strikeout, +15.2%
Total Contribution by Pitcher(s): +22.4%
Total Contribution by Hitters: +23.4%
Total Contribution by Opposition: +4.2%