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7/26: Open Game Thread

First Pitch: 7:05pm PDT


Buck RF Ichiro CF Swisher 1B Beltre 3B Cust "LF" Ibanez "LF" Piazza DH Guillen RF Chavez 3B Vidro DH Ellis 2B Sexson 1B Kotsay CF Johjima C Scutaro SS Lopez 2B Suzuki C Betancourt SS ---------- ----------

Haren (11-3, 2.41)          Weaver (2-8, 6.19)

I don't have anything to say so here's some Mitch Hedberg to tide you over.

I was in downtown Boise Idaho and I saw a duck. I knew the duck was lost, because ducks aren't supposed to be downtown. There's nothing for them there. So I went to a Subway sandwich shop. I said, "Let me have a bun." She wouldn't sell me just the bun, she said it had to have something on it. She said it's against Subway regulations to sell just the bun. I guess the two halves aren't supposed to touch. So, I said, "All right, put some lettuce on it." "That'll be $1.75." I said, "It's for a duck." "Oh, then it's free." I did not know that. Ducks eat for free at Subway! Had I known that, I would have ordered a much larger sandwich. "Let me have the steak fajita sub, and don't bother ringing it up - it's for a duck! There are six ducks out there, and they all want Sun Chips."

Go Mariners.