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5/26: Open Game Thread

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First Pitch: 4:10pm PDT

                   

Ichiro CF DeJesus CF Vidro "DH" Grudzielanek 2B Ibanez DH Teahen RF Sexson DH Sweeney DH Broussard DH Gordon 3B Johjima C Shealy 1B Beltre 3B Costa LF Betancourt SS LaRue C Lopez 2B Pena Jr. SS ---------- ----------

Baek (1-2, 5.50)            Bannister (0-2, 4.39)

Brian Bannister, son of ex-Mariner Floyd Bannister, was born on February 28th, 1981. That means he was conceived somewhere around May 28th, 1980 - possibly one day later, as Floyd looked to relax in anticipation of his May 30th start in Cleveland. In that start, he allowed just three hits and one run in seven innings in pushing the Mariners to a rare victory, so between a strong performance on the mound and spawning a Major League-caliber starting pitcher, that might've been the most productive sex of all time.

LET'S GO MARINERS!!