Graduation stuff kept me from watching the game, and I'm pretty sure I'm glad it did. Let's just forget about writing the recap and move right along to Friday, shall we?
Biggest Contribution: Adrian Beltre, +14.7%
Biggest Suckfest: Jarrod Washburn, -34.6%
Most Important At Bat: Johjima DP, -9.0%
Most Important Pitch: Guerrero homer, -17.3%
Total Contribution by Pitcher(s): -31.4%
Total Contribution by Position Players: -18.6%
Total Contribution by Opposition: 0.0%
Chris Young and Beluga Tits tonight at 7:05.