Damon CF Ichiro CF Abreu RF Vidro DH Jeter SS Ibanez LF Rodriguez 3B Sexson 1B Giambi DH Guillen RF Matsui LF Beltre 3B Posada C Johjima C Mientkiewicz 1B Lopez 2B Cano 2B Ballgame SS ---------- ----------
DeSalvo (0-0, sucks) Batista Beluga Tits (3-2, 5.70) Also sucks
This doesn't have anything to do with today's game, but from a Bob Sherwin piece on the official site:
I think it might be a good time to issue a moratorium on good-natured ribbing, because pink bats do just as much damage to skulls as regular ones.
Anyway, I'm going to be away in Boston this weekend, so I won't be around for game threads or recaps. Ideally you'll just be able to read yesterday's two more times, only switching out the names of the starters. Yesterday was fun. I like yesterday. Here's to making Matt DeSalvo feel even more frustrated tonight than he did after the bullpen blew his win last week.
LET'S GO MARINERS!!