At this point, there's just nothing to say. Jeff Weaver might be is the worst starting pitcher in franchise history, and he makes it more and more evident every time he steps foot on the mound. If this wasn't his last start in a Mariner uniform, then it's time to stop blaming the pitcher and start blaming the organization.
There's nothing fun about automatic losses, but look on the bright side - Felix should theoretically be back in time for this rotation spot's next go-round. This has to end sometime, right?
I'm going to a bar to watch hockey. Which means time for another positively invigorating You Write The Recap! Let us hear your various tales of woe!
Biggest Contribution: Ben Broussard, +4.6%
Biggest Suckfest: Jeff Weaver, -31.3%
Most Important At Bat: Beltre strikeout, -7.1%
Most Important Pitch: Ordonez homer, -14.8%
Total Contribution by Pitcher(s): -30.3%
Total Contribution by Position Players: -20.3%
Total Contribution by Opposition: +0.6%
Yankees come to town tomorrow night, with Jarrod Washburn going up against Darrell Rasn-aw God dammit.