There's really no graceful way to say this, so I'll just put it out there and be done with it - no baseball watching or baseball writing gets done on Spring Weekend. I'm going to sleep for a while.
Biggest Contribution: Raul Ibanez, +4.3%
Biggest Suckfest: Jeff Weaver, -43.5%
Most Important At Bat: Ichiro single, +5.7%
Most Important Pitch: Gload double, -11.1%
Total Contribution by Pitcher(s): -43.2%
Total Contribution by Position Players: -17.0%
Total Contribution by Opposition: +10.2%
Biggest Contribution: Brandon Morrow, +27.6%
Biggest Suckfest: Jose Guillen, -9.4%
Most Important At Bat: Ballgame double, +29.0%
Most Important Pitch: Sanders single, -16.4%
Total Contribution by Pitcher(s): +30.7%
Total Contribution by Position Players: +11.4%
Total Contribution by Opposition: +7.9%
Congratulations to Brandon Morrow, a dynamite high-leverage reliever who's never escaping the bullpen.