Around 3am, Twins general manager Bill Smith returns to his hotel room to call his wife and get some sleep.
Mr. Smith: :dials:
Mr. Smith: :groans:
Mrs. Smith: Hello?
Mr. Smith: hey honey
Mrs. Smith: How's it going?
Mr. Smith: -urf
Mrs. Smith: I read online that nothing happened today. Were you really bored?
Mr. Smith: :passes out: