vs. 
(Jimenez, Schilling, 5:29pm Good Coast Time)
Jon Papelbon, Hideki Okajima, David Ortiz, and Manny Ramirez. These are the Red Sox I can deal with. Should Boston go on to win the Series, I will be happy for these four players and the two or three Sox fans I know who aren't insufferably arrogant sons of bitches. Everyone else can take a dirt nap for all I care.