Big important starting rotation news! Welcome back, Jake. Joel's been demoted to the bullpen again because "his stamina isn't what it should be," where by "stamina" I imagine Hargrove means "talent and ability." That didn't take long.
I never thought I could be so frustrated by a pitcher who's racking up strikeouts left and right, but seriously, Felix, quit making it too hard on yourself. Pepper the knees with two-seam fastballs and you'll be surprised how easy this whole "pitching" thing can be. You can even mix in a few curves and changeups if you miss what it feels like to make hitters look stupid. Just stop trying to be so fancy all the time.
You'll get one more chance before the end of the season. Please don't let us down.
Biggest Contribution: Raul Ibanez, +1.4%
Biggest Suckfest: Yuniesky Betancourt, -10.7%
Most Important At Bat: Sexson fly out, -4.0%
Most Important Pitch: Lee double, -16.0%
Total Contribution by Pitcher(s): -12.6%
Total Contribution by Position Players: -37.4%
Jarrod Washburn and Edi(n)son Volquez tomorrow, same start time (5:05pm PDT). Don't miss it, unless you have something more enjoyable planned for the evening, which you almost certainly do.