Roster Note: Sexson --> bereavement list. Mike Morse has been recalled to take his place on the roster, and while I don't want to imply anything, I wouldn't be opposed to he and Pineiro sitting next to each other in the dugout or on or on the flight back to Seattle on Wednesday.
Ichiro RF Kendall C Lopez 2B Kielty LF Beltre 3B Bradley RF Ibanez LF Thomas DH Perez DH Chavez 3B Johjima C Payton CF Broussard 1B Swisher 1B Betancourt SS Scutaro SS Ballgame "CF" Ellis 2B ---------- ----------
Washburn (6-11, 4.26) Zito (12-8, 3.73)
Jarrod Washburn, Mike Hargrove, and the rest of the Mariners walk into a bar. Stunned, the bartender asks, "what'll it be?" "We'll have a thirteenth consecutive loss to Oakland," replies Washburn. "On me."
Wait, that's not funny. That's not even a joke.
Man.
Let's go Mariners.